I'm embarrassed for you, Erik Taylor! Your profiles on the dating sites are a joke- You LIE about almost everything. I don't imagine the people you'll attract will really care. Like you, they'll be thrilled to have ANYONE.
Don't you think it's time to stop using that ten year old picture of you? And REALLY, Erik, you can't pass for 43 years old! You look every day of the 50 years you've been alive. Your hard living shows. You look like HELL! I think I know why you worship the Rolling Stones. You have the Keith Richards look going on. Like death warmed over.
Then there's your name "Thumper7ndahalf". Honey, even when you use that purple penis pump of yours you don't hit seven inches. And you are more of a "Thud... Dud" than a "Thumper". Describing yourself as passionate? Good one. You don't qualify as the passionate type. You're more of the passive, like to watch more than participate type.
If you're going to lie, at least make it a point to remember the lies you've told. There's nothing more pathetic than a liar who gets his lies mixed up like you do. Honestly, if you are going to lie as much as you have on those dating profiles, you can't ever meet anyone in person. Haven't you learned that yet? You are not what you claim to be. That is obvious before you open your mouth and lie.
